Monday, April 5, 2010

Chocolate Pigs, Dragon Eggs and Trumpets!

Happy Easter to all!

We sure had a nice one. Even if Mom had to work on Easter Sunday and Henry has been away on a class trip since last Monday, so the house was a bit calm, we still had a good Easter because, here in France, Easter Monday is also a holiday!!!

Papa and I - Malcolm that is - prepared for the feast. We bought this lovely chocolate pig...

...which I chose and which I was really looking forward to eating! (Oh, by the way, do you like my new, Baby Milo sweatshirt? Mom got it for me to cool my seething anger at the fact that Henry has gone on another class trip, for the third year in a row, while I have to stay in Paris and go to school!)

Anyway, as I was saying, we got this very big, lovely, chocolate pig for Easter! I would have liked to eat it straight away but I had to wait. And wait and wait and wait. Wait till it was actually Easter, then wait till Mom got back from work Sunday. Then, when she got home, she said we'd have it on Monday, so Max and Stella could be there too since they were both out Sunday evening. Then on Monday morning, we had to wait till Max and Stella woke up which was late, late, late since it was a holiday. Then I had to wait, wait, wait till we'd all finished lunch. Then I had to wait till the coffee was made, then finally, FINALLY, Mom and Papa were ready! It's a good thing I'm a patient kinda guy. As I was waiting, I took all sorts of pictures of the pig :





And, it's a pretty lucky thing I did have to wait before eating it because that way I took a real good look at it and after a while I noticed that in fact it was not ONE pig but actually...

...TWO pigs! Look closely! Yep! That's a lady pig, there - a big, fat, lady pig - sitting on a gentleman pig! Happily crushing the gentleman pig flat, flat, flat! Mom could not believe her eyes! "Sexist chocolate figurines! Only in Paris," she cried!

I didn't care though...

...it was time to open that baby up!

The opening process was much easier than an Easy-Cut Coconut, believe you me!


YUM! More chocolate inside!!!

I did the honors!

I bit the old porker's nose off! Then Mom, after stealing his/her yellow ribbon...

...bit the old porker in the butt!

Papa, being French, is much more refined, of course...

Then Mom tried to pretend she's actually refined too, taking artsy photographs and all...

...and I admired the interior of a chocolate dragon's egg...

...Max was Starbuck's struck and Stella didn't want any photos of her this time...

But just seconds after we'd bit into the gentleman pig's hiney - we even wondered if it was not some secret signal sent out by him, perhaps - Naïm's father called, then came over for coffee with Naïm's little brother Sami - don't know if you've had the pleasure of meeting Sami before?

Here he is in the pouf! (Naïm, having been out late with Max, prefered to stay home.) And here he is...

...with HENRY! on a different sun-filled afternoon. (Mom said "We can't have a Pontoon Pirates post without Henry, now, can we?") And here's Sami...

...in our piège à invités (that means guest trap, no child comes into our house without...

... at some point getting caught in the guest trap. Ouch!) Today, Sami enjoyed my trumpet :



But seeing the state of my chocolate pigs AFTER Sami's departure...

...one wonders if the trumpet was the only thing he had in his mouth this afternoon...I'm afraid that on Thursday, when Henry gets home from his third class trip in a row, there won't be even a tiny smidgen, not even the smallest sliver, of the piggish chocolate pair left...Ah, life's little injustices! Poor Henry!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

It's Party Time Again! Malcolm's Official 11th Birthday Party!

Yep! Today we celebrated my birthday! It was great! But, whoa! Let's start at the beginning, folks, shall we? Welcome to the Paret-Darnay's...






















...the balloons are up...
















...the house is clean and the guests have all arrived. So the scene is set, right?
Well, yeah, but where are they? Where are all the guests?
Over admiring Le Fish maybe?

Nope.

Are they checking out our filmotheque?




















Nope.
The living room's empty.
Not a creature is stirring except for...














...Papa learning his lines for his next audition.

What?! In the middle of a birthday party, he can learn his lines??? Where are all the unruly 11 year-old boys?

Need you ask?

Here they are, with Henry and me in our bedroom playing Mario Cart! Let me introduce everyone. From left to right, front to back, that would be : Henry (you know him), Rayane (an ace at the wheel), JJ (short for Jean-Jacques - like the great philosopher!), Simba (he's the Lion King), Charles (like Charles V of Spain), Nil (like the great African river spelled in French) and me, Malcolm (like Malcolm X, only I'm Malcolm Y. after my father's grandmother.).

Oh, and now Papa wants to play Mario Kart too! So much for learning his lines, huh? You know us guys, just can't keep away from the video games! But don't worry! Mom and Papa would never, ever let us play video games ALL afternoon, ever...not even on our birthday.



Nope.

It's OUT, OUT, OUT! This time we went to le Parc de Belleville.

Remember that cool jungle gym John shot all those very cool action photos of Max and Stella on back in 1999? You know, back when his camera was brand new, during his very first visit to France, back before he and Monique were even officially a thing? Some 10 years and 10 months ago now? Remember??? I surely don't! Heck, I was only two months old back then, but we do have some pretty neat photos of that visit! Anyway, that jungle gym was closed for years and years because it was not considered safe enough for European norms. Well, it's open again. Here it is!

And here we are (JJ, Nil and me, that is) way, way up there playing on those sharp-edged concrete stairs. Boy, is this place safe these days! Papa was surprised that concrete is considered safer than wood but Mom figured maybe it's not as slippery...maybe... We didn't care much, though. We were just trying not to get tagged. Charles was it!

Somehow he missed JJ...

...and now he's after me!


I think he got me too!

We had a good time. I'll let the pictures speak for themselves...



Now, Rayane is it!


Nil was just hanging around...

...when, whoops!

Here comes Le Chat!

(Editor's note : Le Chat is what French people call the person who is IT. And the game TAG is called CHAT in French.)

JJ and I were out of there too!

Out of there!

For a while, Mom couldn't see any of us so she started shooting photos left and right, randomly...


...and guess who she found?

Papa!

See that sheet of paper in his hand? He's still learning his lines...then...

...JJ taking a breather, then...

...some kid whose mother had probably sent him outside to get some fresh air but who found a good hiding spot where he could continue playing moonshine Nintendo DS instead, then...

...Charles! Does he want to play DS too?

Nope. Doesn't look like it! Doesn't look like he wants his photo taken either! After shooting about 15 photos of Charles, Mom finally realized he'd hurt his leg on the safe jungle gym...

...so we all took a much needed breather...hang on! Where's Rayane? Oh, here he comes...

...out of one of the non-slippery wooden cubby holes! So, then we ALL took a much needed breather until...


...Charles started feeling better and we could go play FOOT! (Foot is the cool French word for Soccor!)

(Charles looks like he's feeling much better, doesn't he? Charles likes foot!)

The two teams : Rayane, Papa and me against JJ, Charles and Nil. (Bet you're wondering where Henry is, huh? He had a sore throat and fever so he stayed home.)

Let's play ball!

(Editor's note : Neither Henry nor Malcolm like foot very much - nor did Max by the way - that's why our family doesn't even possess a proper soccor ball. This ball here is a volleyball. Max received it for one of his birthdays back when he played that game, back when he did sports other than stretching in the morning and walking to the subway... Today, this ball drew some odd remarks from a gang of teenagers who stopped to watch the boys play :"Yo, dude! Whass'at bawll?" They had an American football they were throwing back and forth. That was the first time this editor has seen one of those in a French park!)

Now, brace yourselves, folks, here comes a long string of foot photos!



Charles really is looking much, much better, isn't he?



It's important, when playing soccor with a volleyball to have one's lumberjack boots laced correctly!


Oops!

There goes the ball again! Into the fountain!



Gotta admit! It was a good game and some of these photos are just too cool! I - Malcolm that is - even scored two goals!! I'm starting to like foot a little better...

Home again now...



...to have candles...

...cake...

... and candy!

(Mom made us work for the candy! Papa, reading up on cats a while back, found out that cats need to be challenged to get their food, that it makes them happy to have to hunt for it. Mom figured the same might be true of boys and candy so she put the candy in the balloons and made us throw a dart at them to get it! Is that slightly perverted or what?)

Before throwing the dart, Henry annonced that he was going to get two in one blow...

...then he did!! We were impressed!


Fun was also had...

...getting the dart back out of the wall when it got stuck there! And...

...watching others miss or hit!

I was last to get a hit but I also got the last one!

We finally got to eat the stuff!

Then came present time!!

(And, as the observant follower might notice, there was plenty more candy too, offered right up in bowls - no effort further than stretching out one's arm was needed to get at it! Mom says that's dangerous for boys and perhaps she's right seeing as...

...Charles and Rayane ate so much they caught the dreaded Blue Tongue Disease!)

During present time, I got some very nice presents. Thank you muchly everyone!



Then, after DJ Rayane had chosen what music we were going to listen to...


...it was dancing time on Ménilmontant!!

Charles didn't dance much though, after hurting his leg and getting Blue Tongue disease...

...yes, that's a bloody tooth you see there...he lost a tooth in the middle of eating all that candy!

Birthday's can be very, very dangerous indeed! But what fun is life if one doesn't sometimes take a few risks, eh?

Sanks again, Mama-san et Papa-san! It was a great party!