Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lions and Tigers and Oh My! Iguanas too!

But that's not an iguana!!? That's a parrot!

Yep, 'cause among other common household pets like iguanas, there were also parrots at the 4th annual Walled Lake Pet Show which Monique, John, Wendy, Anna, Stella and Mom went to on the 21st of November.

Yes, there were parrots and...

...iguanas, as we said earlier...

...and... (Contrary to the first impression you might have gotten, Batman here is NOT a highly trained VD specialist, he's just your regular iguana-lovin' kinda guy - and what's not to love,eh?)...and...

...cool black and white reptiles being held by cool black and white ladies...

...and cool, fluorescent, lime colored reptiles that no one wanted to hold or even touch....

...and there were boa constrictors too!

(Stella and Mom liked the boa more than John who kept a respectful distance and thus got half cut from the photo...)

Oh, and there were cats and dogs too, of course.

This bored, little, orange fella was called Henry!
(Apparently, just seconds before this shot was taken, my momcat heard Henry saying to his momcat - just as she was finally reclining at the back of the cage getting ready to read a good book - "So, what are we going to do now, Mom?")

My momcat - me being Henry, of course - and my sister - she being Stella, of course - saw some very interseting new breeds of cat at the show...

...they were even lucky enough to see several specimens of the same breed...

They learned lots about these cats, like they're usually common barnyard dwellers...


...but, if you live in a city and you still really want one of these beautiful, sensitive creatures, be assured you won't have to race around town on Sunday trying to find barnyard cat food if you've run out...

...you can just call down to Domino's and your kitty will be fine with a slice of pepperoni!

Oh, and if you're wondering, there were also a few dogs...

...and some of them were hot shots too!

...some of them were just BIG shots

...but none of them could compare to this one...

...known to many as The Beagle Muse.

(You see her here with her bemused master, Patioboater, although in this picture, Patioboater actually seems even more bemused by something else...)

The cats couldn't really compare to this beauty either...

...she's called The Ghost by her mistress, owner of...

...The Sunshine Herb Farm where Monique and John usually buy hops...

...like these for home brewing.
(We'll come back to home brewing in a later post, by the way.)

On the way back from the pet show, the entire crew - John, Monique, Mom and Stella - (minus Anna, the tabby cat and her momcat, Wendy) stopped by the Sunshine Herb Farm. They all just wanted to see the place. The Ghost - a wild farm cat that usually never shows itself to strangers but walks in the rafters above the shop making ghostly noises - graced them with a visitation and Stella snapped a photo.
Mom and Stella said it was a lovely Saturday afternoon outing!

Hey!? Is this the end!?

What about the lions and tigers and bears you promised in the title?

OK, OK. Hold onto your hats!

There WERE Lions...

...and Tigers...

...and lots and lots of...

...Browns - which is sort of like Bruins which is sort of like bears, isn't it?
But that was the Sunday outing, folks!

Yep, John and Monique took Mom and Stella down to Ford Field to watch the...

...which apparently is an exceptional event!

Believe you me, when the Lions made that last touchdown
(which is not actually the one featured above but this is a much better picture)
in their final play one miute AFTER the end of the fourth quarter changing the score from...


...to this :


...there was indeed much cheering and backslapping and...


...almost as many shouts of joy as when Susie, Peggy and Baldy arrived.


Almost...


Mom and Stella like the sleepy Obama-loving sheep they are...



...told us they enjoyed the game as much as the longer-standing Lions fans around them...

...Mom even thought that perhaps the Lions did win that day because Stella's team spirit was so strong that, in their honor, she willingly dyed her teeth Lion blue using massive quantities of...


I - Henry that is - would gladly have sacrificed my teeth too to be at that game rooting for the Lions! Not to mention seeing bloodhounds on skateboards and other wild North American fauna...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

Lots of hugs, kisses, smiles...

...cake!!! and ummm laughs(?) for you today, Mom, on your birthday. You are many miles away but we are thinking of you and hoping that you enjoy a wonderful day with your parents, who must be just thrilled to have you there with them...

...well, ummmmm, perhaps thrilled is not exactly the right word...or perhaps they're sort of prosaically thrilled with the banalness of it all... We'll have to ask Omi...

We DO know, through our mysterious ways, that Stella, Monique and John are also thinking about you and sending birthday wishes from ...

...the shores of Lake Michigan.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Breakfast, Brunch and Dinner at Brigitte and Arsen's Bounce Back Cafe (Part One)

Welcome to the Bounce Back Cafe.

Today Paret Match reporters are on special mission to Grosse Point Farms , Michigan, home of the internationally reknowned Bounce Back Cafe. Like Lourdes in southern France, this humble bed and breakfast style cafe sitting unannounced on one of the Points' many identical backstreets has become known to the general public as the home of a few modern day miracles!

First of all, despite Michigan's cold, northerly climate, plants grow here...

...sometimes with the density of jungle flora...

...In the beneficial atmosphere, tomatoes have also been known to attempt spontaneous andropomorphus...

(the above picture comes to you thanks to Ghulf Genes.)

The miraculous climate of the Bounce Back became apparent to Brigitte Darnay, proud owner of the Cafe, when one day way back in November '09 she bounced back from...

...a smiling but admittedly ailling septuagarian to...

...Miss Brigitte!

(Brigitte is the cool French pronunciation for Brigitte...)

As you can see in this picture, Brigitte is once again in the bloom of health; she's spry, lively and no longer needs reading glasses! Even the couch she reclines upon seems new and lusterous!

How did it happen, you're wondering?

"It's all in a word," she says "and that word is cafe!" (Cafe is the cool French name for coffee, by the way.). "Here at the Bounce Back we use only specially purified water in precisely measured amounts to make our cafe, and we never call it coffee! Naming things is essential, you know." The brewing is done by Brigitte's husband, Arsen...

...Here, Arsen is resting after brewing a batch of cafe. The highly specified, well-oiled process is rather tiring and the couple is currently trying - unsuccessfully as yet - to pass down their secret recipe to their two middle-aged daughters in order to get a small rest from the wearisome brewing procedure.

"Our very own girls are no longer true believers" moaned Arsen as if citing Kroll, a character from the Ibsen play Rosmersholm...


(Above picture thanks to La Colline - theatre national, where a production of Rosmersholm is currently running.)

But somehow we got off track here. That happens to Paret Match reporters sometimes especially when they are working under the highly volitile influence of the Bounce Back cafe. Sorry.

Yes, Arsen has a darker, more nordic pessimism than his beautiful wife Brigitte. Although he does do the actual brewing, Arsen only truely swears by reading. Like Jorge Luiz Borges once said "Life is interesting, but I prefer reading."

Here's Brigitte expectantly watching over one of the Bounce Back's brunch guests as she tastes the miraculous brew...

But if you want to see how this lovely lady bounced back, you'll have to tune in to Part Two!

Mammer's Famous Hungarian Cheesies : still delightful three generations down the line

Grace a Dieu and US Airways, Stella and Mom did finally arrive on American soil. Mom says that, according to Ye Beautiful Olden Mappes - the wall calandar she found in Omi's downstairs restroom - she and Stella are now somewhere around the spot marked by a red X on the following picture.

And even if the above mappe shows Francia as being located just slightly north of Florida, I - Malcolm that is - know very well that we men - Henry, Max, Thierry and I - are actually in the place circled in red on this next mappe...

...Mom's been using these mappes to home school Stella while she's in the States...They've proved quite useful for a couple good lessons :
geography and spelling, naturally.

If you're wondering what the other red X on the above mappe shows, well, that would be Mammer's birthplace. And who exactly is this mysterious Mammer of Cheesie fame? Why she was Mom's grandmother, of course, matriarch of the Darnay clan (by the way, matriarch is the cool learned word for mother-in-chief). Mammer was born Beatrix Gyulafia on the 2nd of July, 1912 in Budapest, Hungary.
And here she is :

Omi challenged Mom to find a picture of Mammer in the attic and...

...despite the clutter of boxes and bookshelves, Mom did. These pictures were originally taken by some long lost friend but they were reformatted by Mom's cousin Jennifer back in 2006 as a gift for Opi's 70th birthday.

Way back in the days when family photos only came in black and white, back when those mappes up there were still in use - as Mom taught Stella in home History class - Mammer was teaching her daughter and daughter-in-laws more important things, like how to make Cheesies. Cheesies are baked cheese sticks which are served as before-dinner snacks (gateaux apperitifs, bien sur) on special occasions and only on special occasions! Those ladies then taught their daughters and now Monique is teaching Stella...

...Stella learns better from Monique than from Mom...

She also learns better from Omi too, of course! Mom's thinking of leaving Stella's home schooling to those ladies...

So what was the special occasion?

Well, Mammer's daughter and daughter-in-laws were having a Michigan get-together! Of course, there just had to be Cheesies! Thanks Monique!

Many hugs were given and shouts of joy could be heard...

...mostly from the women...

...because those dark, old men need more than Cheesies to make them all giddy with good cheer...

...the traditional "I can't believe how much you've grown!" remark was said by Aunt Peggy to Stella using proper North American protocole. Peggy holds to traditional, North American family values and we love her for it! Thank you, Peggy!

(Mom told us she thinks she also heard Peggy use the traditional words with Monique too... but I doubt it since protocole clearly stipulates that those words should only really be used with growing children. As far as I know, Monique hasn't actually grown in a very long time.)

In the end, when all the hugs had been given and all the Cheesies had been et, Mom said everyone still had room for dinner! Here they were sitting down to the first of a series of delightful meals...

Like breakfast. Mmmmmm! We want doughnuts too!
Bon appetit and good day to all!