That was the 16th of November, just a run-of-the-mill, fall Monday. While Malcolm, Max and I - Henry that is - were working hard at school, Mom and Stella were taking off for the States by plane!
Stella's looking pretty cocky in this picture, ain't she?
I mean, can you believe it! She gets kicked out of school for her horrendous behaviour and the best way Mom and Papa can think to punish her is to send her to Detroit for Thanksgiving...
Ummm, we're wondering if we shouldn't get kicked out of school too...
Max was pretty shocked by the whole thing, I can tell you. Turned his hair prematurely gray and...
...the frustration of it (not to mention the fact that he did turn 17 five days ago) gave him worry lines.
I, for one, can understand that. I mean, Max, who, between two cleaning jobs, has been working really hard trying to catch up on all the homework he missed while in Helsinki... didn't even get an honorable mention on the blog for his birthday back on the 12th... Is that fair?
And even if he was very happy that Sunshine Cleaners did win an exceptionally well paid bid to nettoyer (that's the cool French word for to clean by the way) and reorganize our bedroom (he'd been counting on the contract to be able to finance properly the fancy, private shindig he was planning to throw for his pals on his 17th birthday)...
...the injustice of it all just ate at him until Max did seem to go a bit crazy when he became fully aware of the enormity of the task in front of him.
Then Mom and Malcolm realized he was actually just following the dwarves example and whistling while he worked!
Malcolm thought that looked way more fun than separating Legos from Playmobiles so he decided to get in on the whistling action too.
And where was I, you're wondering, while they were whistling? Let me think, let me think...
Ah, yes. That was the day my friend Tom came over. We didn't quite know what we were going to do that day - definitely not clean, though, that's for sure - so we put on our Siamese twin thinking cap to see if we couldn't come up with any bright ideas...
Anyone for a game of Apartment Ping Pong?
How 'bout Fun in a Bag?
Later, Tom discovered that, although usually two heads are better than one...
...the thinking cap seemed to work better when it was placed on just one head. That must have been when he conceived of his diabolical plan to take all Le Fish's toys out of his playtank and replace them with a zen garden...
...Poor Le Fish! All alone! No scuba diver, no golf ball, no plastic staircase!
Poor Max! More Playmobiles to sort out in our bedroom! He was pretty cool about it though...And even if he was very happy that Sunshine Cleaners did win an exceptionally well paid bid to nettoyer (that's the cool French word for to clean by the way) and reorganize our bedroom (he'd been counting on the contract to be able to finance properly the fancy, private shindig he was planning to throw for his pals on his 17th birthday)...
...the injustice of it all just ate at him until Max did seem to go a bit crazy when he became fully aware of the enormity of the task in front of him.
Then Mom and Malcolm realized he was actually just following the dwarves example and whistling while he worked!
Malcolm thought that looked way more fun than separating Legos from Playmobiles so he decided to get in on the whistling action too.
And where was I, you're wondering, while they were whistling? Let me think, let me think...
Ah, yes. That was the day my friend Tom came over. We didn't quite know what we were going to do that day - definitely not clean, though, that's for sure - so we put on our Siamese twin thinking cap to see if we couldn't come up with any bright ideas...
Anyone for a game of Apartment Ping Pong?
How 'bout Fun in a Bag?
Later, Tom discovered that, although usually two heads are better than one...
...the thinking cap seemed to work better when it was placed on just one head. That must have been when he conceived of his diabolical plan to take all Le Fish's toys out of his playtank and replace them with a zen garden...
...Poor Le Fish! All alone! No scuba diver, no golf ball, no plastic staircase!
...especially in black and white...
...especially when we finally agreed to help him!
So Max made enough money to have his birthday bash but, I remind you, it was a private party, invitation only, means no parents, means no brothers or sister, means no photos for the blog, right? Right! None of us was around for the festivities. I went to spend the night at Cledo's across the street (and although I did keep an eye on the living room windows across the way, I didn't get to see any of the party action, except Ulysse pretending to knock the ash from his cigarette into Le Fish's tank...); Malcolm went to Nil's, Stella to Julie's - bien sur - and Mom and Papa went to sleep over at Isabelle's like 16 years ago when they made Max! When we got back the next morning there were hardly any signs that fun had been had there ALL night long...
...there were some plastic cups in the kitchen...
...Ulysse had left his backpack and his mini sound system in the living room...
...Well, now, this looks pretty bad, doesn't it? Oh, on, that's a mistake. That's just Stella's room on an ordinary day...
...there was some evidence that Sunshine Cleaners had been in early to whip the place back into shape before Mom and Papa got home!
Apparently, a very good time was had by all 25 guets! Max even got some nice presents : Ulysse and his brother made a tastey chocolate cake... Daoud gave Max a bottle of organic mint syrup for making mint juleps (with no julep in them, thank you)...and there were a few other presents but we'll leave it at that. Suffice it to say that this...
...was not one of Max's presents. That's just a sea trout I fished out of our kitchen sink Sunday morning. I was just as surprised to find it there as it was to be there.
Luckily, Papa knew what to do with it...
...although Max was a bit dubitative.
Sea trout?!! Ummmm, that's not quite his dream breakfast. Nor Le Fish's...
...It was more like a nightmare for him! He rather paled at the sight!
So anyway, before taking off on US Airways flight 755, Stella did have a good breakfast...
...under the vigilant eye of the White Fairy...
...the Black and White Goddess...
...and Thierry still avidly practicing Krogstadt, his role in A Doll's House, the Ibsen play he's working on at the moment>
But Mom says, Stella's arrival in Detroit and the things she found there...
...the beauty and the loving kindness, will have to be told another day.
Oh, Max, I'm so glad you had a proper birthday celebration. It all sounds just a bit mysterious and much fun.
ReplyDeleteAll the cleaning activities and games with Tom, they all look like a grand time too, possibly even a little grander than they were to live... By the way, please don't take picture of Le Fish in black-and-white. Come on you guys, he's bright red and beautiful!
Thierry, your Krogstadt face looks wonderfully ominous!
Of course, we here in Michigan, keepers of the pontoon, are more than a little thrilled to have your Mom and Sister here for a visit.
We may be hijacking this blog to let you know what we're up to here in Detroit.
Hmmn ... best not to tell the Michigan Tourism Board that "deportation to Detroit" is being used as a punishment these days for Parisian children.
ReplyDeleteBut we're glad to also have Stella for a couple of weeks.
Bienvenue aux Etats-Unis!
What fun to read once again about the popular Menilmontant address providing mysterious though very private birthday party frivolities, ping-pong tournaments, fish fries and even expert sunshine cleaning events. Leaves this reader quite breathless from imagining the possibilities...
ReplyDeleteLe Fish does seem to be contemplating the Zen environment from a distance. Could he perhaps be a bit saddened by the absence of his former, ever so extravagantly furnished, water world and now so starkly bare? Watch him to see how he adapts to this new environ.
Stella and Michelle are getting nicely acclimated to the excitements created by parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles this time around. We are all enjoying ourselves and send greetings to both pirates and famille, hoping to continue to read and see you all very soon again.